January 2011
25% Chance Of Random Jungle.: If you were a taco,... →
crashxo:
randomjungle:
crashxo:
crashxo:
randomjungle:
crowdcult:
I would be a Taco Bell taco; that is, I sort of meet the basic requirements but it is not the kind of taco people want.
To compare, Jake Gyllenhall would be an authentic taco from a family owned shop in Táco, Mexico.
I disagree with this. I love…
Furthermore… how does one really compare themselves to a taco? …Are...
25% Chance Of Random Jungle.: If you were a taco,... →
crashxo:
crashxo:
randomjungle:
crowdcult:
I would be a Taco Bell taco; that is, I sort of meet the basic requirements but it is not the kind of taco people want.
To compare, Jake Gyllenhall would be an authentic taco from a family owned shop in Táco, Mexico.
I disagree with this. I love…
Furthermore… how does one really compare themselves to a taco? …Are Asian people fish tacos?...
Newsflash
When I say “I like sex” that doesn’t secretly mean “I am open to having sex with any guy/girl/person ever at any time. It means I like sex.
If you were a taco, what kind of taco would you...
crashxo:
randomjungle:
crowdcult:
I would be a Taco Bell taco; that is, I sort of meet the basic requirements but it is not the kind of taco people want.
To compare, Jake Gyllenhall would be an authentic taco from a family owned shop in Táco, Mexico.
I disagree with this. I love taco bell tacos and have a near constant craving for it. Also it could be worse- at least you aren’t a fish...
If you were a taco, what kind of taco would you...
crowdcult:
I would be a Taco Bell taco; that is, I sort of meet the basic requirements but it is not the kind of taco people want.
To compare, Jake Gyllenhall would be an authentic taco from a family owned shop in Táco, Mexico.
I disagree with this. I love taco bell tacos and have a near constant craving for it. Also it could be worse- at least you aren’t a fish taco.
I can’t even comprehend the level of homophobia in my class right now.
my teacher is literally calling people “fairies”. what?!
My professor refuses to believe that people from India are Asians.
*headdesk*
newsflash
18th century =/= 1800s
Reason I Love History #332
Today we’re talking about immigrants in cities, so when I walked in today my prof was playing The Immigrant Song at full blast.
fattymcgoo-deactivated20110915 asked: :) hellooo sorry, i don't know you or anything but in response to the picture that you reblogged. i was the original poster of it.
anyways, in defense of the post, the girls were being very rude to the audience and the band and shouldn't have gotten up on the stage to begin with.
i'm sorry you're having a bad day though or something and that it angered you...
anyways, in defense of the post, the girls were being very rude to the audience and the band and shouldn't have gotten up on the stage to begin with.
i'm sorry you're having a bad day though or something and that it angered you...
burnpantsnotbras:
randomjungle:
It makes me sad when I can’t relate to the new postsecrets.
I used to be obsessed with postsecrets. They’ve been lacking lately.
They really have been. I don’t think I’ve seen one that I was like “its me!” In at least eight months.
It makes me sad when I can’t relate to the new postsecrets.
I hate how my uterus spends two days whining and being a Douchebag before bleeding for real. Like for two days its like “oh my goddddd this again?! We just did this last month! Never mind that I’m still fully prepared to nest and foster a fetus, I have to go through ALL THIS WORK just to reset! Come onnnnnn” and I’m like “STOP WHINING AND DO YOUR JOB I’M THE ONE...
A friend posted “there’s no such thing as a straight girl- just add alcohol and shake” on her Facebook wall. This friend is a lesbian, and I guess thinks this funny.
I find it offensive in the same vein as when someone data “there’s no such thing as a lesbian, they just haven’t met the right cock yet.”.
Am I overreacting?
Alex Holzballs: Alex was born in a log cabin in... →
alexholzballs:
His mother was a strong woman with a weak will, for she gave birth to the might Alex while a dozen Bald Eagles cried bloody tears against the fanfare of the rising sun. She immediately washed the dishes afterwards. Of course, having money, Alex’s father hired Danny Elfman and John Williams to…
Perfect guy except for the republican part. Oh well.
My family is watching The Trotsky. I am writing an essay.
I’ve only been saying I want to see it for, oh, a year.
Gee I wonder where I get my inconsiderateness from.
When I listen to songs
I make up music videos in my head.
re: I got a period tracking app..
aranyi said: I have one and it actually works REALLY well for me… took a couple of months to calculate everything right… but now I can tell when mother nature will strike within a day or so. It’s really nice. Are you using iPeriod? That’s what I use. C:
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I don’t have an iPhone so I had to resort to this one called Pink Pad. Apparently both of our choices are the most...
I got a period tracking app. It’s already telling me I’m pregnant. Hey developers, o have a couple suggestions- let me track my friends and mom too to avoid ww3, and if I haven’t ticked thee “I’ve recently had sex” button, don’t tell me I’m breeding. I’m just late because I forgot to change my b.c… duh.
I am drowning in tea.
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
Law of Gaga: (RAH)²(AH)³+RO(MA+MAMA)+(GA)²+OOH(LA)²= Bad Romance
How The Male Angler Fish Gets Completely Screwed →
when it comes to boys
I don’t know what I’m supposed to do anymore.
Girls with the same face in every picture.
Guys do it too…
Because one moment I can talk to you about great painters, and historical figures, and philosophy, and politics, and then the next I can discuss the relative hotness of various sports players, a bad joke, dinosaurs or zombies or clothes.
because I’m 3-D, baby, flat and stereotypical is so 2010.
test
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28- 5 Favourite Athletes
Okay, so I don’t really follow sports at all but if I HAD to choose this is who I would choose;
1- Gareth Thomas
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gareth_Thomas_(rugby_player)
The only man on an all-male competitive sports team who is openly gay, and widely regarded as the rugby player of the century. <3
2- Luke Grant
http://www.godsoffootball.com.au/profiles/profile.php?player=34
...
my future kids are gonna hate me lol.
peppermintuniverse:
-hewastheirfriend:
something-there:
MOMMY I DON’T WANNA READ
MOMMY WHY DID YOU GIVE ME SUCH A STUPID NAME
MOMMY DO I HAVE TO WEAR THIS COSTUME
MOMMY I’M TIRED, CAN’T WE WATCH THIS MOVIE TOMORROW?
MOMMY YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING THAT SONG FOR FIVE DAYS STRAIGHT
MOMMY CAN WE GO TO THE PARK INSTEAD OF DISNEYLAND THIS WEEKEND?
SHUT UP. MOTHER KNOWS BEST.
this so hard
BUT...
I am watching Scott Pilgrim vs. The World in french with french subtitles.
They gave Michael Cera this weird ultra deep suave frenchman voice and it’s bizarre.
my head already hurts but it’s still good.
When I look at playboy and then myself, I feel disgust for my body.
When I look at pieces by classic and renaissance painters and sculptors, and impressions, and Gustav Klimt, I breathe a sigh of relief.
I’d rather be beautiful to Rodin, I’d rather be beautiful to Michelangelo, I’d rather be beautiful to Klimt. Repeat as necessary.
Ps- those paintings and sculptures >...
Shame!
I actually like Avril Lavigne’s new song!
hide forever
Confession time; I have never done drugs other than alcohol, ever, but I have been curious to try. Except everytime I think about it someone tells me about the time they got in an accident/arrested/had their stomach pumped/had a bad trip and I decide not to.
Also I’m allergic to pot so is have to go straight to the crazy ones so that’s not a good idea.
it’s not that I want to go out to your favourite club every time you go when you go every weekend two times a week, it’s just that I want to be invited. If you invite me, therefore you considered me, therefore you want me there. I just want to be invited.
</crazy>
What facebook language do you use?
I use pirate.
Arrrrrrrr matey.
27- What annoys you more than anything
So I put my apple pear down to write this so you know some shit is about to go down.
I have a huge list of pet peeves which have noble things like people making fun of disabled people, people calling girls sluts for any reason, people being douchebags, etcetera, but my number one pet peeve is:
people.
who.
steal.
my.
seat.
in.
class.
PEOPLE WHO STEAL MY SEAT IN CLASS.
Like, BITCH I HAVE...
25- a word you don't like
“said”
it just bothers me.
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Conversely; my favourite words?
Eviserate and Inebriate
20- ten places you want to visit
In no particular order (I’m naming countries mostly, but if there’s a particular landmark I want to see, I’ll name that too.)
1- The Kremlin- Moscow, Russia
2. France
3. Scotland/Ireland (and a short stop in England, I guess.)
4. Germany
5. Spain (esp. Alhambra Palace)
6. Amsterdam
7. Norway/Sweden/Finland (esp- my family’s castle in norway.)
8. Italy. All of it.
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