Hot guy from French talked to me!!
his name is Brandon
he is graduating soon from the criminal justice program and wants to be a police officer
he speaks Spanish
I am going to ask him for coffee at some point in the foreseeable future. Ee!
March 2011
crowdcult said: the same thing happened to me in 6th grade - one fell out of my bag and i was mortified, i cried forever about it. now yeah, im like YEAH IM ON MY PERIOD SO WHAT
LOL I know right?! I used to do the same with just buying girl shit. Like I’d make my mom go through the till with midol/tampons/pads/bras because I was so embarrassed, like it wasn’t painfully obvious the training bras were for the awkward girl standing beside her lol but now I’m all WHATEVER I BLEED/HAVE BOOBS WHAT? WHAT? TESTS WHAT I THOUGHT.
This girl that dita beside me in my English class, the wet chewing one (Hrrk) comes in everyday, and puts her bag on the ground, across the back of the legs of my chair. So then every day I have to tell her to move it. I am pmsing hardcore today, so I desperately want to slam my chair on it or kick it or throw it out the window or scream.
I remember when I was in grade ten and I was SO EMBARRASSED that someone found my tampons once that I cried.
These days I don’t care. Lol like I’ll be in the middle of a public area and be like “OH MY GOD MY CRAMPS UGH UTERUS” and I leave my “feminine hygiene products” (why are they even called that?) In the open side of my purse because I figure most people know that most women bleed, and if pure squicked out by it I don’t want to be friends.
Re; pigs are scary
bombdoll said: LMFAO DUDE! Why would you even watch this show, even for a second. Your irrational fear should prevent you from having any recollection of the events you witnessed.
I was watching like, discovery planet and doing homework! I didn’t knowwwww.
I'm sick
Can’t tell if its uterus’ fault, or some kind of virus.
Either way.
Hrrk.
There =/= their =/= they’re
Duh.
I have this irrational fear of pigs.
Discovery channel has a new show called “hogs gone wild” focussed on fucking feral pigs in America.
Guess what show just came on with a screaming pig goring a screaming dog after it ATE IT’S LITTER OF PUPPIES.
Oh its cool I didn’t want to sleep anyway.
peanutbutterandjenny1 said: Okayokayokay. <3 TNKYU!
No prob!
I said: JENNY WE HAVE THE SAME SHARK WEEK obviously this means we need to hang out more.
peanutbutterandjenny1 said: I don’t know how to reply to replies. lololol But I am so excited that we have the same week!
I say; I copy them into a new post lol. It is weird exciting lol. I am suffering alongside you, bleeding buddy lol
Shut The Fuck Up, Conservatives: My EC story that ended up being my boyfriend's EC story →
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Submitted by nemophilablues:
I’ve been with my boyfriend since high school, about 8 years. About a year ago we had sex, forgot to use a condom, and I hadn’t taken my birth control for a few days because the prescription hadn’t come in the mail yet. Needless to say we were scared shitless,…
That is ridiculous. They shouldn’t be allowed to do that. Hey I’m sorry but you are doing your job. Your job is to hand our the medication people need, regardless of their age, sex, race, class, size, gender, etc. Even regardless of your own beliefs. You don’t get the right to withhold medication, especially medication that is not especially physically harmful or addictive. At the pharmacy at school they sell plan B off the shelf.
peanutbutterandjenny1 said: I wish I had peanut butter cramps.
It sounds like the worst candy ever.
aranyi said: augh I just read that as “peanut butter cramps” haha awww
I say: Awwwww Lolol poor Jennys tumbname.
Gonna buy a flat of five hour energy
I’m going to need it this week.
Sleep is for the weak.
Anybody have some amphetemines I can use for the next eight to twenty days?
Re; re; period cramps
peanutbutterandjenny1 said: Hahaha. <3333333333
I say; I <3 you too. XD
Re; period cramps
peanutbutterandjenny1 said: I prefer sex. :D
I say; OOH GURL YOU GO. brofist ps- I’m jealous. Pps- YOU SO BAD.
When you are void of artistic inspiration
what do you do?
OLY listen to uhhh idk some awesome music? Go dance in the shower and play pretend guitar and make funny hats.. I don’t know. Go find some paint and put it on your hair and pretend you’re a rhino attack a piece of paper who knows
or you could be like me and get a snack.
Paint my nails. In a geometric pattern. Using two or three colours. :3
I’ve had three weeks to write this paper. And I’ve procratsinated so much, its’ due it three hours and I havent done any of it.
UGGGGhh
Get off tumblr and do it now. I believe in you.
Also gpoy but put in 5 days.
I think I want to donate bone marrow/ stem cells.
I need a job.
