All of the stories I’ve listened to concerning the personal experiences of clinical abortions have consisted of dread, anxiety, pain and loss of privacy. I’ve seen so many friends and loved ones ‘go under the vacuum’ that it blows my mind to know that nearly half of all conceptions spontaneously abort themselves for a variety of reasons. The saddest thing is that women turn to clinical abortions because they have severely limited options. The idea of women being able to abort their own fetuses is an empowering one! It means that as women and gals we can provide ourselves with the care we desperately need in an environment that is accepting, safe, peaceful and organic. We can care for ourselves; we do not need to rely on the medical establishment for our reproductive freedoms. I have experienced first hand the success of herbal abortions using emmenagogues (herbs that encourage menstrual flow by promoting uterine contractions.) Herbal abortion is an option for you!!!
Here’s a rundown of important and helpful info and a recipe to use as a secret weapon.
Herbal abortion is an extremely viable option but only when added to an already naturalistic view of the female body and reproductive system.
You see, when a woman is ovulating, (usually 7-14 days after your period,) she is primed and ready for pregnancy. In fact, during ovulation our immune systems are always lower than in the rest of our cycle. This means our bodies can’t recognize sperm - that stick wet stuff - as a foreign and conspiring agent, so our bodies just allow the baby causing army in as if it were no big deal. If you allow these squirmy intruders on your sexy and fertile soil, they will set up shop and if they have their way, you will be pregnant.
So, your soil as been invaded while your immune commanders were at lunch and now you’re fucking pregnant.
Okay, what really sucks is that those little over the counter tests that we all love to steal are not going to give you reliable results until you’ve already missed your period. Herbal abortions are most effective when taken around the time that you would be receiving your next gift of flow. So, if you wait for the test to confirm your suspicions, you will have less time to act. So, ladies, be smart and keep tabs on that sexy and beautiful body. If you are pregnant, your tits and belly will be swollen and warm, you’ll pee a lot, you may puke and you will have bouts of fatigue that will pair themselves with spells of intense focus that border on euphoria. This euphoria can be attributed to a tell-tale sign of pregnancy…the ‘glow’. Women glow when they are pregnant. I shit you not.
So, you’re pregnant and it is within the first eight weeks of your pregnancy. Your fetus and its fate are yours. Herbal abortion can personalize your experience.
Okay, here’s what you do: Call your local abortion provider and set up an appointment. You can always cancel it later. Cancel! Cancel! Cancel! Now, breathe and find yourself someone that you love and trust who can provide support and strength throughout this herbal extravaganza. This person may or may not be the father of your fetus. Remember, hot stuff, for this herbal remedy to work, you have to be at the end of your cycle because you cannot abort an egg before it has attached itself to your uterine wall. Getting lots of Vitamin C and taking wild carrot seeds can help prevent the sperm invaders from attaching to your sacred wall! Preventative Measures! Counter Attack!
So here’s the recipe that has saved my ass from the waiting room and vacuum. Remember, herbs are powerful things and not to be fucked with by the uneducated. Talk to your local herbalist and the local health food store or get yourself a kick-ass field guide to her harvesting and like I said earlier, have a back-up plan!
Secret Weapon Recipe
Get your glowing hands on these herbs: motherwort, pennyroyal, goldenseal root capsules, blue cohosh root and fresh ginger root. Get access to a kitchen.
1. Infuse 1/2 ounce [1 tablespoon or 3 teaspoons] (or a medium handful) of motherwort and 1/2 ounce [1 tablespoon or 3 teaspoons] of pennyroyal in 2 or 3 cups of boiling water. Steep the mixture by covering it on low heat for 20 minutes. Now strain the mixture.
2. Simmer 1 ounce of blue cohosh root in 2 cups of cold water for 20 minutes (covered) then strain.
3. Mix steps 1 and 2 together!
Drink piping hot, just like that pregnant body of yours. Drink 1/4 cup of secret weapon 4 or 5 times per day, or drink one and a half cups a day, drinking a little every hour.
Take 2 goldenseal root capsules 3 times a day - chew fresh ginger and make some ginger tea and drink it all the time.
Do not take this recipe for more than a week. If your enemy is not defeated, don’t cancel that appointment. I started bleeding within 36 hours of my first assault on the sperm warriors.
This mixture tastes like death. Drink with with honey. Breathe! Grab a friends hand and when you start bleeding, dance! Good luck, hot stuff.